Cancer Cure is all in the Wrist

To all you self righteous Christian men who see m*sturb*ting as a sin and spend hours and hours repenting over it and then not being able to stop yourself, and then repenting and praying, and having those painfully embarressing accountability conversations with your prayer partners....

It's good for you! Maybe your 'sinful' desires are all part of God's plan for a healthy prostate?

Have a nice day everyone.