Top tips for house moving.

1) Open the shrink wrapping around the sponges before putting on the rubber gloves!
2) Don't inhale oven cleaner!
3) Upturned rubbish bins can be used as step ladders with care.
4) Upturned collapsible boxes CAN'T
5) A free cooker will cost you as much in time to clean it as buying a new one would.

Will think of something more deep and meaningful to say when my head's not full of cleaning, curtains and pans and council tax accounts.